the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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