Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If its not for food we ain't going out.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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