you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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