remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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