Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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