i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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