I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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