Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my being single is dangerous.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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