When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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