Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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