on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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