I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
