they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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