He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
did you just send me my own nude
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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