I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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