they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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