There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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