Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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