Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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