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  I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock

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• @FirstFirsty you win.

  Submitted by mdguy301 on Nov 21, 10 at 1:11pm

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• You are an idiot. Let them have the drinks and then they will all grab your cock.

  Submitted by niceman on Nov 22, 10 at 11:28am

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• Howl at the Moon?

  Submitted by guti21 on Nov 21, 10 at 7:14pm

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• wow there should be no other comments here, wtg firsty

  Submitted by steeldude on Nov 21, 10 at 1:40pm

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• Nice one firsty I guess nothing else needs to be said

  Submitted by IhateFrance on Nov 21, 10 at 11:37pm

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• FirstFirsty, you have definitely redeemed yourself for any "first" comments you may or may not have posted in the past. Bra-Fucking-vo. And to any fellow Grammar Nazis, yes I can butcher words like that because it was fucking intentional.

  Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 22, 10 at 12:13am

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• Sounds like you were really firsty. The bride is fired. Next time drink a four loko and stop at target for some plan b. The End

  Submitted by FirstFirsty on Nov 21, 10 at 11:52am

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  • You covered all bases, Firsty.

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 2:37pm

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