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Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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