She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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