i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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