think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I am available for nakedness
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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