By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
how does that bad decision feel?
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