does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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