Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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