Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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