What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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