ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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