I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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