took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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