Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I have already put on my inside pants.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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