Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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