why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Let's paint friendship bongs
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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