goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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