So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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