love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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