Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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