all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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