I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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