at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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