Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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