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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?

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another serial killer in the making I suppose...

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 11, 10 at 9:31am

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Animal cruelty in Massachusetts General Laws is a felony.... Now, violations of this law may result in a sentence of up to 5 years in state prison, or up to 2.5 years in a county jail and/or a fine of up to $2,500.

Submitted by lucrezia on Mar 11, 10 at 9:27am

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They internally implode, you ass. And wow, what a terrible thing to do. Wtf did they do to you?

Submitted by sbegonia4 on Mar 11, 10 at 10:33am

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Way to abuse animals to please yourself jackass

Submitted by Allsports on Mar 11, 10 at 9:29am

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How bout I stick a tube up ur ass and pour a couple 40's in there? U can join your little feathered friends only you'll be going south perminently

Submitted by Tankd4life on Mar 11, 10 at 10:45am

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Your a complete asshole. I wish you would I internally combust you douche. The birds are better than your stupid ass.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 4:25pm

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OP is a dick, tfln is even worse for apprving this one to go up

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 2:46pm

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Yeah, because a bird can't burp or fart. You are too stupid to be dangerous.

Submitted by Megrathea42 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:28pm

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Asshole alert

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:33am

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putting this on here is way beyond FUCKED UP. good job, tfln

Submitted by yosipherre on Mar 11, 10 at 1:54pm

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hahahaha

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 1:52pm

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Because harming small animals is fun, right? Dick.

Submitted by toottoot on Mar 11, 10 at 4:25pm

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Douche bag. Grow the fuck up.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 11:21am

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Awful

Submitted by pooperscooper on Mar 11, 10 at 6:28pm

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Fuck peda!!!! Haha your a champ!!!!!!!

Submitted by tonsoffun on Mar 12, 10 at 8:36am

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Gotta love that people are pissed off at this and saying I hope you explode. hypocritical Dumasses.

Submitted by wackyjoker on Mar 11, 10 at 6:59pm

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Not funny. Cruel.

Submitted by wvucraig1977 on Mar 12, 10 at 12:26am

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I hope you explode one day.

Submitted by shellyriot on Mar 11, 10 at 4:08pm

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Really.. Might be hypocrites but your still a douche.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:07pm

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Am I the ony one who thinks that is pretty fucking funny?

Submitted by uberninjagod on Aug 24, 10 at 6:24pm

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I bet this isn't even real they just put something like that in the hopes tfln would approve. .. Sadly they did aprrove

Submitted by caisey656 on Mar 12, 10 at 2:11am

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What goes around comes around. Just sayin

Submitted by turbopanzer on Mar 11, 10 at 5:12pm

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9:27. Pretty sure he is looking at a small fine. And you are forgetting that birds are animals, that means that they don't have souls. No soul no problem.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:19am

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Wow..... What a douche.

Submitted by luvdaclarinet on Jul 4, 10 at 1:37am

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Fucking asshole. Prolly some fat ass 25 year old living with his parents and has nothing better to do with his life...

Submitted by treebark on Mar 12, 10 at 1:46am

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Assholes

Submitted by amacphail on Mar 11, 10 at 8:51pm

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Dick

Submitted by confuzedbliss on Mar 11, 10 at 11:29am

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Treebark you have aids!!!!!

Submitted by minihoodehoo on Mar 17, 10 at 8:18am

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Once alkaseltzer made my asshole explode. It was awesome!!!! Poooopy in muh bung ho'

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 5:13pm

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that is awesome. come on, we'll go to hell together but itll be worth it!!!

Submitted by dbikr1 on Mar 12, 10 at 6:43am

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This makes me want to try this...

Submitted by mynamesafad on Mar 11, 10 at 10:12pm

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I can say fireworks!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:12am

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Rofl YES!!!!!

Submitted by minihoodehoo on Mar 12, 10 at 11:40am

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Wrong on so many levels, yet hilarious!!

Submitted by ho77ywoodsb on Mar 11, 10 at 12:17pm

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Haha this is awesome but for the people trying to spell "PETA" learn to fuckin spell retards

Submitted by dandydonut on Mar 13, 10 at 7:34pm

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I would so do that... Hahaha

Submitted by codii on Mar 11, 10 at 12:57pm

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Fireworks

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:14am

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M<3B

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:06am

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another dumbass I say!! u outta be a sick

Submitted by sun101 on Mar 11, 10 at 9:50am

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Haha oh geeze.

Submitted by buhhh on Mar 11, 10 at 1:17pm

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They're BIRDS. Like nobody here has ever done anything fucked up when they were wasted.

Submitted by kalemc on Aug 25, 10 at 3:32am

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Fucking dick. Why would tfln even let this be posted?

Submitted by erikfly on Feb 23, 11 at 6:37pm

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Sounds like someone in reveah got bored.

Submitted by blancolex300 on Mar 12, 10 at 10:29pm

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Sounds very Massachusetts right there

Submitted by superkram on Mar 11, 10 at 12:44pm

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hope you feel better about yourself DICK HEAD!

Submitted by taj on Mar 11, 10 at 12:20pm

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Very nice indeed

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:05am

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The results of your father fucking you in the ass when you were a child?

Submitted by espo on Jul 1, 11 at 12:41am

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Evil!

Submitted by BrashNSassyZ on Mar 11, 10 at 4:19pm

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That's fucking stupid... Ru a dumbass wow

Submitted by charlay06 on Mar 11, 10 at 5:45pm

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That doesn't work, you idiot.

Submitted by Anon106106 on Mar 11, 10 at 9:30am

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Hahaha I think it's funny, fuck peda

Submitted by MissWashington on Mar 13, 10 at 2:44pm

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This is horrid. Words can't express how depraved you are.

Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Mar 12, 10 at 4:35pm

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Who cares? They're fucking birds

Submitted by teles689 on Mar 11, 10 at 11:38am

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Amen

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:44am

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First plz

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:05am

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Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 11, 10 at 9:31am

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Submitted by luvdaclarinet on Jul 4, 10 at 1:37am

Submitted by treebark on Mar 12, 10 at 1:46am

Submitted by amacphail on Mar 11, 10 at 8:51pm

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Submitted by minihoodehoo on Mar 12, 10 at 11:40am

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Submitted by MissWashington on Mar 13, 10 at 2:44pm

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