Texts From Last Night · dbikr1's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

dbikr1's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(251): View more from Alabama

i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once

Fav 52 5185 1505
share tweet
(416): View more from Toronto

He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

Fav 31 8385 1611
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(631): View more from New York

I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.

Fav 27 4749 930
share tweet
(818): View more from California

Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics

Fav 44 1883 4689
share tweet
(314): View more from Missouri

I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.

Fav 16 5258 883
share tweet
(602): View more from Arizona

Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.

Fav 34 1996 4929
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(541): View more from Oregon

dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed

Fav 46 2653 11663
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Where are you?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Strip Club

Fav 15 3379 1104
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT