did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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