Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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