We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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