the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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