After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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