Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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