I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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