YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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