come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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