Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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