How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
