I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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