May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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