If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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